![]() 01/05/2017 at 17:53 • Filed to: None | ![]() | ![]() |
People kept telling me that REAL executive sedans have a little desk in the back seat so that the person being chauffeured can conduct important business. Well, there can be no arguing with the fact that my car is now a REAL executive sedan.
![]() 01/05/2017 at 18:01 |
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“I EXECUTIVE HARDER THAN YOU”
How long before Trump offers you $4 billion for the car?
![]() 01/05/2017 at 18:05 |
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A real executive limo also has a computer screen in the back... and a mini bar... and plush velour...
![]() 01/05/2017 at 18:35 |
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*Mr. Regular voice* Buckle up for BUSINESS IN THE BACKSEAT UHHHHH
![]() 01/05/2017 at 18:43 |
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need to be dipped on gold before that happens
![]() 01/05/2017 at 18:50 |
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first thing I thought of was this guy in the back seat at his desk taking care of business.
![]() 01/05/2017 at 18:58 |
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“Plenty of room for a little game I call...the Llllluskyyy Saaaanduuussskyyyyyy...”
![]() 01/05/2017 at 19:20 |
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Well laaah deee daaaah Mr. Whole Foods
![]() 01/05/2017 at 19:29 |
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*Sir Wholliam Charles Foodsbury III
![]() 01/05/2017 at 21:07 |
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First he will have to have $4 billion.
![]() 01/05/2017 at 21:07 |
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You had me up until velour.
![]() 01/05/2017 at 22:37 |
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This feels like it is in a similar vein to that time I used my Escalade to haul shit, like they say one does with a real truck. I’m betting your load smelled better. I’m also a beer in, so pun absolutely intended.
![]() 01/05/2017 at 23:07 |
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How can you not like velour? It’s like velvet. Everybody loves velvet!